Rahul Gandhi and Sunny Leone_different perspectives…

Well the IT 66 A act repulsion is a new lease of lfe for ‘haramis’ lke me to latch onto personality assasination.So could not resist the hunger to sought comparison of  #ekpahelileela with the scion of #mainaisakyunhun.Sunny Leone started as an adult entertainer where as Rahul is the unofficial brand ambassador of the entetainment based #comedynightswithKongress. The image of ‘Maunmohan’ Singh was further turnished by the yuvraj of the 21st century India who fails even to make it to twitter(its a different set of matter that he even fails to make it to the parliament during  an important session and accidentally when he does, he dozes off after an hangout of the soccer finale.) Sunny Leone also very much fails to make it to the proper acting club of the ‘TOI’ adorned cleavage clad Padukones or Smita Patils.But who complains if her pink lips  fetch more saliva than Sanjay Nirupam’s  “thumak thumak chal”?Similarly crowds also pull out to get a glimpse of “kunwara” Rahul. But is that logjam a glimpse of his chocoboy looks or a desired response of a mass leader? The latter can hardly be true judging the present circumstances.So is the Bal Thackeray ghost of ‘rahulian’ marriage got a bit more on the masses?Well,no comments there……The Gandhis in anyway have optimistically welcomed the Vadras and Ferozes even after claiming a higher pedigree.Incidentally Nehru never could stand Feroze as his son in law.Sunny Leone on the contrary cannot claim a higher pedigree but her breasts in anyway enforces the same stmuli-whether its an Ayaram Gayaram or Asaram(my brother testeron~ically)So pedigree is not much of a factor out here.Sunny Leone has emerged as the powerful busty successor of a more sensuous Sherawat.Imran Hashmi should well be happy.Well Indira Jaising should be happier.Equality at last in some sense!However Rahul lacks this generation glitch of Sherwat to Sunny.Well,he is one of a kind leader.Someone who rolls his sleeves in the deadly morning sun and prefers page #3 parties at night. True versatality i must say! Well Sunny too has a  bit of versatality.Her assets look as gorgeous in indigenous clothes as in complete western outfits with Honey Singh in #chaarbotalvodka.Rahul has a great coterie of ‘babalogs’ in his cabinet.Well am not too sure if even Madhusudan Mistry(the illfamed Gujarati leader who is better known to tear Modi posters in Ahmdabad and who was also incharge of UP in 2014 general elections)or Mohan Gopal knows his wherabouts.Sunny has her own cabinet of illustrations on xvideos.Rahul is missing for more days now than the number of Congress MPs in Lok Sabha.Sunny on the other hand has more likes per minute on her semi nude(or perhaps fully nude) photos than the age of W.C Bonnerjea’s party.Persectives of the two characters is more divergent.But my limited sense of physics tells me opposite poles do attract each other.India’s Daughter may well be depressed….

P.S- the author is mentally challenged……(partially)