Propriety,Politicians and Presstitutes-part I

Propriety is better preached than practised. And it has never been an unholy sport played by a single political player. Over and over again,such a stance has been displayed-many a times with utmost disgrace by the netas of this country. The matter of accommodation of a number of instances of nepotism has always been a pre established fact. Those, who today sign up for facebook and hope to change the country must remember that such a rot has always been there-most of the times not embodied by any sense of moral justification.

At a point of time,when P.H.D degrees can be won over at 2 lakh bucks without submitting a single thesis,the mask of social justice seems to be embroidered with immorality and disgust. Ottavio Quattrocchi, who was one of the most infamous and iconic characters of the mid 80’s disempowered the slide mandate behind Rajiv’s victory. The concocted view of impropriety that the opposition including the 2 MP backed Bharatiya Janata Party thundered seems today nothing but a matter of mere story telling.

The matter of morality has always in some way or the other exposed itself to be a relative term of sorts. The Kashmir issue for Musharraf is based on morality, while the same pendulum seems to sing a different tune in the case of Gilgit-Baltistan.But,somehow the case of propriety seemed to have been a major USP,that the Modi Government had set out to champion. The Modi speech at Shanghai calling for a #scamfreeIndia stands today critically challenged in front of an armoured opposition.

Author's crisp thought:Hope the Foreign minister is not threatening to slap arnab Goswami!
Author’s crisp thought:Hope the Foreign minister is not threatening to slap Arnab Goswami!

Sushma Swaraj has been a major disappointment for a party which failed to take her into confidence initially when Modi was being elevated. I heard Rajdeep sardesai,on the shapath day on the 26th in the month of May last year getting somewhat enamoured and slightly surprised at the fact that Sushma was being engaged into the PM’s confidant-ship. Swaraj who promised to shave her hair,lest Sonia became PM could have thought little that her image in 2015 will prove to be a slander towards her nationalistic credentials.

Swaraj, who is known for her unrelenting oratorical machismo,had stood for morality during the December rape of 2012. However, now when she is the subject of cacophony and immorality,her preceding stance seems to haunt her. The sati-savitri stereo-typed image which till today emboldened her stature in a ultra dominant male world till a few days back was admirable. Alas! no more it seems.

Sushma’s daughter Bansuri and husband Swaraj Kaushal have been legal counsels to a fugitive called Lalit Modi. The man who fortunately for idolent people like me made cricket more of an entertainment was always under the scanner for his not so clean vests. But what is all the more intriguing a fact is the PR rifles that the not so fair both personally and facially Modi has. While, Rajdeep Sardesai was getting wined and dined-to quote the acid tongued Arnab Goswami , it was surprising for me how Lalit to believe Rajdeep had made friends with politicians in Cuba.

author's crisp thought: Nicotine does ease tension!
author’s crisp thought: Nicotine does ease tension!

The lack of judgement being exercised by the External Affairs Minister by partially bailing out Lalit on the grounds of humanity has fewer buyers after repeated exposes. Sushma infact panicked after the Times Now broke the story at 9:07 a.m on the 14th of the month. The Portuguese research centre whose quality of treatment allows a patient to party post two days of operation was a must have for the ex IPL Czar. And Sushma whose family connections bisected that of Modi’s could not forbid the appeal of Modi.

The Bigger Question-Did the Prime Minister know??? A man who has always showcased himself to be someone with absolute control over the Government can’t afford to say that he was negligent of the fact while he toured the foreign countries taking upon himself the role of Sushma, A man, who was so intricately absolved in the articulating external affairs was indifferent to the matter of quid-pro-quo carried by one of his own top 4 ministers? Sushma was only a few days back being honoured as one of the most successful ministers. So the review system must have faulted somewhere.

Kirti Azad tweets...
Author’s crisp thought:Sabotage angle? Swapan Dasgupta don’t get offended!

When the tweet of Kirti Azad mentioning the hashtag #asteenkasaanp appeared it did provide a compelling story into the divided family of the BJP. The role of Indian surrogate Keeth Vaz has also sqandered troubling questions. Propriety,it seems is something the BJP can now sacrifice with ease. Troubles it seems awaits the already infected malady….


VK Singh_the drop out of The Modistitute

Well how many times do you watch a barking dog keeping mute? Must be very few,isn’t it? Something similar is happening with a retired army chief whose demanour exceeds the mindset of a rotten egg. His name is General VK Singh-the former Minister Of State (independent charge) for the development of North East in the contemporary Union Government.Currently it seems he is less happy with only one department-that of a subordinate position to a ‘female’ minister in the department of External Affairs.

Perhaps this has forced him to make a mysogynistic,sexist remark about journalism and Arnab Goswami-the larger than life figure of Times Now‘s Super Primetime.But hold on.He is not in the “brothel” of controversies for the first time. He like the Uber Cab driver is a repeated offender. Well Mr. Modi in any case lacks the courage to speak on the important issues of the day. He is happy recovering the relics of mythology as pieces of scientific clarity. So he is going to keep quiet even this time.

The CBI must enquire the cook of 7,Race Course Road about why all residents of the palace give a mutish look as they occupy the highest post of importance. Swapan Dasgupta, a noted columnist today repented that the great work of Yemen evacuation under the General is not being applauded and shown in the media.Well of course he and his troops are not doing any favour for the country and its people.

But who actually are PRESSTITUTES? The word press means to exert pressure in a particular region.If the action occurs in any part of the body, then its directly related to carnal pleasures. As far as I know the MOS is married.So……..Whatever! 

There is another rather more simplified version. It says that the Indian Press or Media has been called a callgirl! At least Mr. Singh knows the object very well! Good to see the General’s pefrformance in the field of extra-curricular activities.

But after all how can being in Yemen be less exciting?There must be better looking girls at the site of evacuation than on the occasion of Pakistan Day Celebrations. Well honestly, I was not in either occassion present. So better practise verbal restraint.

But were media presstitutes when VK Singh gave wide interviews discussing in which year specifically his mother gave him birth-1950 or 1951? Well Wikipedia says 1951.So lets show modus vivendi to a website much more reliable than Naughty America.When he categorically expressed his displeasure at the elevation of General Suhag as the Army Chief, was the fraternity of journalism a symbol of presstitution?

When he alleged bureaucrats were against him, while he was an army chief for what reason did he vomit too much in front of what he calls presstitutes? He also wrote a letter to Manmohan Singh,the former PM asking for modrnization of ammunitions. Well the presstitutes gave coverage to his say.He also ridiculed Shekhar Gupta and branded him as a nutshell in an interview to Arnab.

General Shankar Prasad once said “just like history never pardoned Winston Churchill,just like that history won’t give respite to VK Singh.” Well, the man has surely made it to the league of Diggy and Ram  Jethmalani. The drop out from one ministry may also lead to the other-from the institute of Modistitute(no offences meant). I mean the institute or cabinet of Narendrabhai.

Till then stay calm and enjoy kam with p…..istitutes!